From the tiniest voice, "Help! Help!"

I don't consider myself to be a radical. I don't think that my values, while more liberal than some of my friends, are so far to the left that people think, "Wow, look at that wacko. There she goes spouting off her crazy talk again." In fact, I'd like to think that I'm pretty middle of the road.

I think we need welfare reform. The current system does allow some abuses to happen, although they are not nearly as prevalent as the right-wing media would have you believe. Why is it that we still have more than 20 different kinds of "welfare" (think food stamps, cash assistance, social security, disability, Section 8 housing, Medicaid, WIC, daycare vouchers, tax credits, etc.) administered by a bakers dozen of government agencies, all with different income requirements? Why do we require every needy family to meet with administrators from each of these separate agencies to apply and then recertify for benefits every year, or multiple times a year in many cases? Why can't we simplify this process? It wouldn't be hard to create a singular federal form to apply for government benefits, similar to the way the FAFSA allows you to apply for both Federal and State education assistance, to apply for all available government assistance programs. One application should link you with all of the programs for which you qualify. And then, shudder to think, we could assign actual social workers who could help actually lift families out of poverty!

I think we need tax reform. If my congressman can't fill out his taxes without the assistance of a paid professional, the code needs to be simplified. One of the most interesting things I learned on my recent trip abroad is that filing taxes in France takes all of about 90 seconds. The income data is electronically submitted by employers. Taxpayers log on to an online system, answer a few questions, confirm the information submitted by their employer and then, press send. That's it. Done. I want that.

I want women to make their own health care decisions. Whether you agree with their decision or not, it is theirs to make. Whether or not you choose to use birth control, it is their decision to make, not yours. You certainly shouldn't have to resort to back-room political side-stepping to restrict women's access to abortions. In case you haven't ever read anything, ever, it is damn near impossible to force a women who is opposed to giving birth, to give birth, even if that resistance means that she dies in the process of seeking out a dirty, back-room abortion. Conversely, if you give women unfettered access to birth control and education, the number of abortions decrease substantially, go figure.

I think we should legalize marijuana and end the costly and unjust war on drugs. I don't smoke pot, but the people I know who do, aren't criminals and I prefer that my tax dollars not be spent housing and feeding them, when they are perfectly capable of doing that themselves.

I think we should scale way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way back on the amount of money we spend on the NSA, CIA, FBI, Army, Navy, Airforce, Marines, Homeland Security, etc, etc, etc. The truth is, we are pretty much the safest and most over-prepared country on the face of the earth. Most of the money we force down the throat of this plethora of government agencies serves only to line the pockets of shareholders in major companies supporting the war machine. If you believe in small government, lets start the shrinking process here.

I think we need to reform the way we provide subsidies to big Pharma, big Agro, and big Oil. If you gross more than $1 Billion a year, you don't need a government subsidy...for anything. Can I get a' Amen!?

I think we need to increase mandatory paid maternity leave, require paid paternity leave, and pay for pre-k for working single moms and families with two working parents. At some point, we need to recognize that there is value in providing care. Just because it's "women's work" doesn't mean we should continue to devalue it. If we valued child-rearing the same way we valued "stock-rearing," this nation would be a far, far better place to live.

I think we can find the funding to pay elementary school teachers at least as much as I pay my plumber. Lord knows they put up with just as much shit. And, if our economy has evolved so that nearly every job in the workforce requires an advanced degree, we should pay for 2-4 year college educations for everyone and ensure that our entire workforce doesn't start working with $50,000 in debt before they ever purchase a house or a car or have a baby or a major medical procedure.

While we're at it, we ought to provide universal health care. Doing so will create thousands of new jobs, and stop the hemorrhaging of money from the working class into the pockets of the health insurance industry. Obamacare is crap. The private health insurance industry has done absolutely nothing to control costs and the entire system is designed to funnel even more money from the working, middle-class in this country into the pockets of the rich and further widen the expanse that exists between the classes.

I think we should provide an exemption so that teenagers can be paid a lower minimum wage than working adults. If you, as an adult, work full-time at McDonald's or Wal-Mart to support your family, you should gross more than $1,055 a month and my tax dollars shouldn't have to pay for your food. You should be paid an actual living wage for laboring 40 hours a week. But, if you are a 16 year old teenager living at home with your parents, I'm sorry, but I think you can scrape by on $5.00 an hour instead of $7.00. Seriously, it's not gonna kill you.

While we're talking about wages, how about if we stop subsidizing billion dollar profits for companies who pay their workforce next to nothing. If 20% of your workforce qualifies for "entitlement" programs because you keep their wages so low, your company should pay a hefty tax penalty to cover the cost of those programs.

I think we should expand the earned income credit (the exact opposite of what was done in North Carolina this year when the state legislature abolished the earned income tax credit) and pay it to workers weekly instead of paying it out at the end of the year in one lump sum. Give people money to live on, money to support their families, to buy groceries and pay their electric bill instead of vacation money or tattoo money or flat-screen-tv-money.

Am I spouting off crazy talk? Have I spewed gross inaccuracies that are begging for correction? If so, please enlighten me with your comments so that I can reconssider my positions. Whether you agree with every point I make or not, surely you can agree that I do not spout off from some uninformed, entrenched, ideological viewpoint. These are well-reasoned arguments that, according to the current political paradigm, should not be allowed to all occupy the same brain. Most people I know do not easily fit into a solidly "conservative" or "liberal" box, which is itself a major national problem that we must someday address. Not that we need to all fit more nicely into the two available boxes, but that we should have far more boxes to choose from.

There are many, many topics I have not covered here, like the abolition of the estate tax in North Carolina, the inability of the US Congress to reach an agreement about imigration reform, civil rights of the LGBT community, the wholesale seizure of public water assets for the sole purpose of later privatizing the system, large scale environmental cover-ups to support fracking, etc. There seem to be so many directions to which I can shift my focus that I cannot narrow it down and write about just one thing. There are so many public misinformation campaigns going at once. There are so many problems to solve. There is so much injustice, and I am, after all, just one person. One person, with a very tiny voice, and a family and a job and very little time for protesting, or calling representatives, or writing nasty letters. I sure hope someone hears this tiny little voice, yelling out, like the Mayor to Horton, and hoping that someone hears us, down here in a tiny small town in a rural southern state, yelling, "Help, Help!"